2010/01/05

The fireworks factories



What can we say?

Another accident in one of those places, these time bombs dedicated to an inexorable and tragical apotheosis.

But we wonder...
What are the insurance companies who accept them?

Do they put of chloroform in coffees?
Do they imitate signatures?

If it's not the case, we would have some buildings to be assured, like this one.


Thank you,

The management

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2010/01/02

Welcome to the future

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People of the future wearing dresses in a sky
where an accident will occur during the next seconds

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Humanity, for a long time, is trying to forget the 1910's, with their Great War, their absence of valid records, their Titanic.
The principal activity consisted to go to war and not coming back.

But let's stop with the feelings.


Our team scribbled some questions on the board.

For our Twenties:


- Will flying saucers equipped with gramophones encumber the skies?

- Will we see the end of the world in 2012, exactly hundred years after the unuseful Titanic's one?

- Will Jupiter explode?


No one knows the answer to these splendid questions.

Only one thing is certain.


Years 2010 will be senseless, or will not be.

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2009/12/30

The flying cars

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The year finishing, the decade also, it would be time that the engineers give us the flying car.

In Blade Runner (2019), such vehicles exist, and probably since a long time.

Go to work earlier in the morning, make overtime, sleep under your desk, we don't care, as long as the vehicles are delivered in time.


Thank you for your cooperation,

The management

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2009/12/26

Happy holidays


Get ready for next year's Christmas.
It's gonna be BIG.

According to all the publicity they're gonna make.


One little thing before we continue our normal activities.
During the celebrations, maybe have you seen someone like this:


They're easily recognizable: these terrible gangsters sit in the backseat of the family car coming to the Christmas family party.

If you see one or more of these individuals, please ask them to contact us.

We have troubles with the payment of small supplements on the rent of our offices, and would like to profit from their protection.


Thanks,

The management

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2009/12/25

Have a Merry Christmas. Please.

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Let the little children come to me.

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2009/12/23

First message



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Senselessness is everywhere.
Even in places you don't know, and don't care of.


If you're still reading and not already on youtube, maybe you're concerned about senselessness.
Senselsesnsess is very...

Sorry, sneslselnslesnss

Selnsesnnelnesnelss


OK, just cut and paste the title and add «less».
Or ness.

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